painfullysane:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

(Source: spenceromg, via crrocs)

unperceptible:

"how would you describe yourself"

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(Source: unperceptible, via joshpeck)

partickstump:

i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)

(Source: brenodnurie, via pizza)

austin:

"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"

rich

(via pizza)

brilliances:

What if everything was just a bad dream and you wake up to a perfect life

(Source: brilliances, via pizza)


beauxbatonsacademy:

"so how long have you been on tumblr"

*has war flashbacks to the introduction of WHAT IS AIR*

(via guy)

porkskins:

porkskins:

Im here at walmart does anybody want anything

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i was thinking maybe something that i could buy with 10 dollars

(via crrocs)

zooeyclairedeschanel:

i have no interest in small talk tell me about ur childhood and what ur parents are like and how many siblings u have and if u are afraid of death or if u believe in an afterlife and what ur favorite movie is and if u like romantic comedies or horror movies or action movies and what kind of music u like and why and tell me the bands or artists u loved in middle school but are too ashamed to admit to anyone else

(via guy)

wailordead:

wailordead:

when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing

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the thing

(Source: jewishsanta, via spork)

disparateyouth:

is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation               .

(Source: doppelgender, via toolazytolive)

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

(via toolazytolive)