teencry:

do you ever get so obsessed with a game that you start playing it in your head before you sleep

(via spork)

automatically:

when I badly need to pee but there is a line for the toilets

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(via spork)

urso2000andlate:

"dinner’s ready"

"there’s 5 minutes left can you set the table"

(via andrewquo)

snorlaxatives:

i lost my virginity inside the night club on club penguin 

(Source: snorlaxatives, via spork)


frienclzone:

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

(via spork)


goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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(via laughbitches)


  • Me: I wanna do something
  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety: No you dont
  • Me: But
  • Anxiety: No

ekoenigs:

danchorman:

When you think a meme is dying out:

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This is the worst post I’ve ever seen

(Source: oxdn, via laughbitches)