aaltje-in-wonderland:

—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”

(via moriarty)

ddistiller:

my oral sex skills are about the only good thing i have going for me in life

(via moriarty)

cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

(via pizza)

justbeingfabulous:

you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that

(Source: kjxq, via asdfjklhiimawkward)