—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”

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my oral sex skills are about the only good thing i have going for me in life

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Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

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you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that

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